Curly Lifestyle : Curly Astrology
Aquarius
January 20–February 18
Curls R U
Aquarius is the ruler of the hair-waves. As a water sign, you know that curls require the nourishment only a watery environment can provide. You usually confront your hair frustrations well, but if you’re slightly insecure, you may demand that your hair change according to your perception of the situation. If you reject your curls, you reject your S-sence. You simply must be true to yourself and your locks. Curl now, or forever hold your hair extensions!
Pisces
February 19–March 20
Obsta-curl Illusions
The days lengthen and thaws begin as Pisces moves beyond herself, always following the movement of the ocean currents and the current trends. You are easily swayed, which is both your strength and your weakness, and this trait also applies to your hair. Sometimes overwhelmed by what’s current, you flounder in the face of your curly hair-itage. If you can just ride the wave, you can overcome all obstacles, even if they are illusions.
Aries
March 21–April 19
The Importance of Being Curly
Fiery Aries symbolizes beginnings, the season of renewed life and the start of the sun’s annual cy-curl. You are full of fixed ideas, so your boundless curls may threaten you, to the point where you may butt heads with the herd. If you don’t rise to the occasion, your hair will! Wear your hair like a well-earned trophy. Surrender. After all, the part of the body ascribe to Aries is the head.
Taurus
April 20–May 20
Ask Not What Your Hair Can Do for You; Ask What You Can Do for Your Hair
Taurus signals the rites of spring, and spring is in the hair. Taurus types who cultivate their gardens may be inclined to get stuck in the mud and might dig in their heels and resist change as a result of many bad hair experiences. Understandable, but don’t be closed to new information. Seek a logi-curl approach: You are known to be the goddess of the past. Not figuratively! Be the goddess of the now, and own those natural goddess-given locks.
Gemini
May 21–June 21
Love Me, Love My Curls
Gemini brings in the mellow breezes of the summer–and, yes, with it, the humidity. As a twin, staring at your reflection, you have a need for individuality. But you have to accept that going straight and going curly is sway-ving, not committing–and your hair will be neither here nor thair! It’s not always a healthy option. You, as the embodiment of the quickening of human intelligence, must accept its truths. Once you get to know your hair’s natural grace, you’ll accept that every day is a new day.
Cancer
June 22–July 22
Better the Curl You Know Than the Curl You Don’t
The sun has reached its highest point over the Northern Hemisphere. Open to new ideas, you must nevertheless set limits as a mother must for her adventuresome child. You do not readily accept others, so you may be in need of a worthy curly hairdresser to guide you right. Coexist; it’s worthy of you. Then take all your curl knowledge, and pass on the curlove.
Leo
July 23–August 22
You Can Pretend All You Want That You’re Not Curly, but That’s Not Going to Make the Curls Go Away
At the heat of the high summer, with its intense solar rays, curls are running rampant. It’s time to explore your S-sence. Mace-tain what it is you are so fiercely known for. When accepted and loved, your will inspire radiance and you will become a leader, encouraging other curly girls to emerge with pride from their dens. If you deny your curls and slink off to try to smooth away the frizzies, by high noon, the untamed will of the frizz persist.
Virgo
August 23–September 22
Me, My Curls, and I
At the beginning of the fall harvest, Virgo’s humble awareness equips you early in life with an understanding of your hair’s potential. But with your quest for perfection, you need to remember the old saying, “It’s not perfect, but it’s perfect for you.” Life is too short to micromanage one stray curl. Look at the big picture, and stop fussing; otherwise you’ll have big hair. Remember, while your hair is drying, do not disturb.
Libra
September 23–October 23
Wear Your Hair, Don’t Let It Wear You
This is the fall equinox, when the sun enters the sign of Libra, a h-air sign that holds an invisible thread connecting us all. Libra rules relationship, one to one, and you are often one with your hair. If not, you pay too much attention to the counsel of others and won’t be in touch with your inner curl. It’s like surfing: When you first get on the surfboard, you may tip from side to side. Only when you are in balance, will you ride the waves with harmony.
Scorpio
October 24–November 21
I Really Love You Today
As the nights grow longer, with a suggestion of winter, you consummate the bond with your hair with intense experimentation. Together, you must accept and confront its S-sence in pursuit of the hairy truth. The unbound curl emerges, and it changes hourly, daily, weekly, monthly, and yearly. Scorpio is attuned to the cy-curl of death and rebirth, knowing all things in Nature organize themselves eventually, especially the natural curl!
Sagittarius
November 22–December 21
Curls, Ageless and Evergreen
Born in the winter months, you Sagittarians need your hair to be as carefree and easygoing as you are, as long as you have a logi-curl hair routine to follow. You’re the perfect outreach curly girl, since people are always asking you about your curl-ability and you love to tell them!
Capricorn
December 22–January 19
Curls by Virtue, Green by Nature
Capricorn is born in the heart of winter, a product of the longest nights. Capricorns have their own particular vision of the world, so you may at first rebel against your curls. You typically need to be on top; you are determined to overcome all obstacles, and your locks may be one of them. So, let there be curl, reach out to a curl friend, and remember, your hair is on top, not you! To know your curls is to love them.
